FRIED ROBOTS nouveau site

FRIED ROBOTS ouvre un nouveau site: http://www.tagworld.com/friedrobots

C'est plus simple et les morceaux et videos sont directement accessibles (pas besoin de les telecharger)... En attendant d'avoir notre propre site.

Ce blog hautetfort ne sera probablement plus actualisé...

Pour ceux qui ont un profil sur myspace.com, vous pouvez nous ajouter à vos amis ( http://www.myspace.com/friedrobots ), ce qui augmentera notre visibilité!! merci

 

Ideal Crash

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New song to download!!

FLESH!!!!!

CONCERT

Prochain concert le 8 février au PopIn.

CONCERT

Prochain concert le samedi 19 novembre au Dom Café (49-51 rue JP Thimbault Paris 11eme) à 21h. Entrée gratuite.

Lithuanian clone model 493

I have been contacted by the manufacturers of Lithuanian Clone Model 493 which featured in our recipe on the 8th of August and,under threat of legal action, would like me to make the following statement:

I, Chris Robot, have never,will never and would never encourage the wilfull destruction of the before-mentioned robot either for culinary purposes or otherwise.

I, Chris Robot, respect the rights of all non-human artificial people regardless of country of manufacture,function or circuitry configuration.

I, Chris Robot, strongly condemn all individuals who disregard the above and would add that the deconstruction of any of the LCM models can only be carried out by qualified and approved engineers.

I, Chris Robot, deeply regret any damage either real or imagined that the manufacturer may have suffered to their integrity and reputation.

How to fry a robot

when we told people the name of our group they laughed hilariously in our faces as if to say "you cannot fry a robot so,therefore, I conclude that fried robots is a stupid name." Well after i'd wiped the spit off my face, I set down to writing a few handy hints on how to fry a robot;here's what i came up with;

1. Stuffed fried robots. FEEDS 6

take one Lithuanian clonemodel 493 and burn off synthetic hair under a moderate blow-torch flame. Remove disposable pinny and open thoracic control unit. Gently pull cluster of control wires until central locomotrix box comes free which can be gently boiled for 30 minutes to make an excellent accompanying stock. Fill the now empty cavity with a squirt of GTX and stuff with 500 grams of optic cable. Close the control unit hatch and baste with 3 well-beaten yolks. Fry on a low flame for 2 hours 35 minutes until crisp and golden.